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Kids say the funniest things   PDF 
Written by Wei-Jing Zhu  
A continual collection of what my sons said over the years of growing up.
Daniel's quotes
  • 1 yr: Smiling, runs to turn off the TV when he senses the lack of attention.
  • 2 yrs: when he has trouble poopoo in the bathroom: "My butt doesn't work."
  • Learning Chinese: when seeing deers while we drive: "I know why roads are called 马路ma-lu (hourse-way). Because it sounds funny if you call them 鹿路lu-lu. (deer-way)."
  • Seeing sunset: "Hey, when we say sunset in Chinese,太阳下山 tai4yang2xia4shan1, (sun goes down the mountain), I don't see any mountains."
  • When mom comments that his younger brother's diaper smells 骚 (sao1), Daniel said his brother may be cooking (misheard the character as 烧 (shao1, to burn).)

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